The Canadian Election

And the lesson we can learn from the Canadian election is that if you lie, repeat the lie a little louder (x10), suspend parliament merely to hold on to power (twice), lie to Parliament, secretly alter signed documents, grossly misrepresent where money is being spent (x2), funnel millions to your friends, throw people out of your campaign stops for merely visiting the campaign stops of other leaders (x3), limit the ability of reporters to ask you questions, run a campaign solely based on character assassination...

You get to win more seats and a majority government.