Choose Your Own Adventure: Dental Hygiene Student

My Mom wanted to save money on my dental care, so she sent me to the community college to be cared for by a student. Six hours.

I didn't notice anything at first. But eventually I noticed there was a weight on my chest--her forearm was pressed down on it, presumably for balance. Is this normal? So I started to pay more attention to what she was doing.

Her hands were in my mouth. Well, that was obvious. But she had fingers on my lips keeping them open. It was like getting a mouth massage. And her thigh was pressed against my arm. As she leaned over me to get to her dental tools, which were located on the opposite side of me, I could feel her body heat.

She changed positions to be behind my head. Now her breasts were pressed against my head. And if it weren't for me asking to raise the headrest earlier (the same headrest that had been taped down to prevent raising) my head would have been in her lap (which it almost was, earlier).

She held my head tenderly and while asking to move it she moved it, in order to get a better view. She got up to write in her report and as she was bent over, and I noticed her pants were not all the way up.

What do you do?

1) Drown out the sensuality by yelling "Purity! Purity! Purity!" in your head over and over again until you can't feel her. Turn to Page 132.

2) She's obviously hitting on you, and even if she isn't, you don't care, because she's a pretty girl. Start flirting with her and see if she's free for lunch. Turn to Page 72.

3) Get up, accuse her of sexual assault, then run away and file a police report. Turn to page 45.

4) Admit it, it's been a while since you've been touched by a woman, and it will probably be quite a while from now when it next happens. The room is cold and she's keeping you warm. Enjoy the next few moments as best as you can, and use them to keep you going through the tough times in life. But don't contact her, at all, because it's probably unintentional. (Do attempt to look her up on the internet though, and see if she's good dating materiel.) Turn to Page 132.